Posted by SeattleWilly
I have been getting a lot of email from readers lately asking for my opinion regarding online dating sites, and online "game" in general. My opinion of dating online hasn't changed much over the years. I believe it is a complete waste of time for most people, especially men. If you really want to increase your chances of meeting a woman, you have got to get out from behind that keyboard and see the real world. So, without further ado, here are my "Top 10 Reasons Online Dating Sites are a Waste of Time":
10. Online dating sites are loaded with fake profiles ("Hi, I saw your profile and I just had to get to know you...").
9. The person in the picture only shows you what they want you to see ("Oh... you mean that picture of you was from 10 years ago?").
8. When viewing pictures online, you are only using 1 of your 5 senses (see, smell, touch, hear, taste, squeeze, lick, tickle, grope, spank, twist etc).
7. Online pictures can't see you back (If this is new information for you, I think your problem is not dating).
6. It is much more difficult to demonstrate high social value (DHV) in a photo than in person ("See me dancing with my cool friends? Oh wait... that picture doesn't exist because I'm just a keyboard jockey eating Cheetos and playing War Craft").
5. Online dating sites with real people cost money ("You mean that free trial to set up my profile only allows me to date myself?").
4. People have a tendency to lie more often on dating sites to increase attention ("Honestly, I exercise at least 3 hours a day!").
3. People have a greater chance of being stood up on a first date when meeting someone online ("Excuse me sir... is it 10 o'clock yet? 12:30 you say? I thought maybe my watch was broken.").
2. In the time it takes for you to fill out your online profile, I am escalating kino with a real woman ("Hmmm... let's see, is my body type 'Athletic', 'Average', 'Stocky', 'Slim' or 'A Few Extra Pounds'?")
And the Number 1 Reason Dating Sites are a Complete Waste of Time...
1. If your girlfriend sees your profile, you are going to need to buy my book. 
Peace,
Seattle Willy
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